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Mara, a freelance graphic designer who’d been chasing a deadline all week, pushed open the door. She’d heard the bar’s name whispered in a Discord chat—people claimed it was the perfect spot for “creative overload.” She needed a break, and the promise of a quirky atmosphere was exactly what her brain craved. At the far end, a lanky man in